Damion Suomi & The Minor Prophets
17/04/2009
Don't Drink and Text
- Mike Dunn: You're pretty
- Me: You're charming
- Mike Dunn: You're talented
- Me: You're Rock'N'Roll
- Mike Dunn: You're fresh and clean
- Me: You're a gay icon and an inspiration to millions
- Mike Dunn: You climbed Mount Kilamonjaro and masturbated on top of it and that's how AIDS started
- Me: You're saliva cured Polio
- Mike Dunn: You've died and resurrected seven times
- Me: You were circumcised three times at the age of twenty
- Mike Dunn: Your DNA is coded and replicated in the year 2035 to create an army of space marines
- Me: Your EP "The Edge of America" spawned Scientology
- Mike Dunn: Your Self Titled debut triggered the apocalypse
- Me: Your new unreleased album has a huge boner right now
- Mike Dunn: You're truck had octuplets with Andy Zipf
- Me: Your van breaks down all of the time. It wants to die because of your involvement with Chad Pearson
- Mike Dunn: Your heart is an ancient apparatus forged in the lava pits of Mordor
- Me: Shivawn said " What a fucking nerd."
- Mike Dunn: Shivawn is the ancient goddess warrior who threw your heart in the pit
- Me: Mike Dunn has girth not length.
- Mike Dunn: I have a hero's member.
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